The Mariana Trench is the deepest part of the ocean. It reminds me of internet dating:
"I had been swimming merrily along in the dating pool, sometimes hopelessly lost but still with my head above water, but now I was headed into the deepest, darkest, most mysterious part of the ocean..."
And the mysteries are just as deep as that of the Mariana Trench, too:
"My first lesson about internet dating was that most men lie their way through the profiles with enough aplomb to make Jerry Springer proud..."
Read about my forays into internet dating in my monthly column at For the Girls.
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